Vikram the Conqueror

I did it! I did it! I managed to conquer my fear of the cow. I can now ride it with one hand and even standing. It doesn't scare me anymore. I've just been so busy the last few weeks. Everyone has been sick with all sorts of things. Mommy had a birthday. I can't tell the age though. We also celebrated Easter. Mommy and Daddy took me to the church for the first time with Grandma-G on Easter. I thought the choir was very interesting. Daddy ate all the chocolates. All I got was the empty eggs and an Easter bunny.

I've also managed to conquer the staircase. It was the longest ever trip I've ever taken myself. It's a long long way up there. Now, Mommy (with her evil laugh) makes me climb the stairs everyday after we get back from the babysitters. Mommy says practice makes perfect. What Mommy doesn't know is that I know that the more I pretend not being able to do the more Mommy or Daddy will do those things for me. Life is so simple. Always pretend to be ignorant and you'll be amazed at what other would do for you ;) Take walking for an instance. Everyone is trying so hard to make me walk. I can crawl and I can get other to carry me. Why walk, right? Mommy thinks I'm just being lazy and not wanting to try out this new method of transporting myself. I know how to walk Mommy! I just don't want to right now.